| Jesus is lord! Wheee!!!!So there I was,
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| | Glittering Insanity: that is the wall of
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| just cruising the internet looking for a
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| | things to do.
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| batch of pornography. I go to an
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| | Punkerslut: Yeaaaaaaap.
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| old-time favorite site, and what do I
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| | Glittering Insanity: well. if it said
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| see!? No content, no join, no free-tour
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| | smoking pot.
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| (heh, what I used every time), no news,
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| | Glittering Insanity: i don't want to
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| just "Jesus Christ is Lord." And below
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| | smoke cigs. bad bad.
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| that "Click Here for Freedom." Yeah,
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| | Punkerslut: Technicalities.
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| okay, so about this time, I was in the
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| | Glittering Insanity: lol!
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| mood for some freedom. So I hit that
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| | Punkerslut: Man, Jesus is awesome...
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| offer up, and it basically brought me to
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| | Will you put me in handcuffs and break
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| this weird Christian site. I was like,
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| | through the door?
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| "No, no, no, man, take me back, I'll hit
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| | Glittering Insanity: lol.
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| up the Christ link," and so, I go there,
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| | Glittering Insanity: kinky kinky.
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| and am I indeed amused. I see this weird
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| | Glittering Insanity: is that site
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| site, and I decide to watch the intro.
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| | serious?
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| To see it, go here... if you didn't see
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| | Punkerslut: lol, yeah
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| it, let me describe it. There's a jail
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| | Punkerslut:
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| cell (I like how they did the neat
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| | Punkerslut: That's the funny part.
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| designs for a small padlock) and there's
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| | Punkerslut: Man, this is never gonna get
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| writing on the walls. First, you have
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| | old.
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| some of the essentials, "Pornography,"
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| | Punkerslut: [replay]
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| and "Smoking." Then some more of the
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| | Glittering Insanity: PURE FREEDOM TOUR
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| good ones with "Overeating," and
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| | Punkerslut: As Orwell once said,
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| "Drinking," and "Homosexuality." And
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| | "Slavery is freedom, ignorance is
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| then this dude just squatting on the
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| | strength, war is peace."
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| floor, with chains on his hands. And
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| | Glittering Insanity: ..... they like
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| then boom! A cross blows up the front
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| | blue and yellow.
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| door and flies through (padlocks aren't
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| | Punkerslut: And white!
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| very effective). The dude smiles and it
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| | Glittering Insanity: .. and black.
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| looks like he suffered a facial,
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| | Punkerslut: And....... yellow.
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| self-inflicted gunshot wound. I mean,
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| | Glittering Insanity: i said yellow!! >:o
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| it's pretty rough; that's all I'm going
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| | Punkerslut: [was already in Mexico by
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| say. He throws his arms at the cross and
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| | the time you could respond]
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| the end. I'm not really sure what
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| | Glittering Insanity: lol. what the
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| they're trying to say, exactly. Is
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| | hell.-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| overeating and smoking sinful? Probably.
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| I mean, if you're Catholic,
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| | Punkerslut: WATCH THAT NOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
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| Presbyterian, or any other
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| | The Plastic Jesus: Alright.
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| happiness-is-evil cult, sure. Drinking
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| | The Plastic Jesus: Aw, wtf!
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| is bad? Bah. A bottle of vodka made me
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| | Punkerslut: loooool
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| felt more euphoric than Jesus when I did
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| | Punkerslut: isn't that coool!????????
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| believe in a god. Honestly, they don't
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| | The Plastic Jesus: Totally.
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| ever say that Jesus feels better than
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| | Punkerslut: There's a flying cross!
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| alcohol, because then the world would
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| | The Plastic Jesus: Is that guy you?
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| just totally stop taking them seriously
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| | Punkerslut: Hey, bug off!
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| (I mean, even more so than now). Yeah,
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| | The Plastic Jesus: lol
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| yeah, yeah... I could go on mocking them
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| | Punkerslut: I'm not imprisoned by
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| for a long, long time. Instead, I showed
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| | drinking... Drinking is my liberator.
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| it to a whole bunch of people, and here
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| | Punkerslut: And don't start with your,
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| are some
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| | "It may seem that way, my brother in
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| responses...-------------------------Punk
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| | Christ...."
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| erslut: lol
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| | The Plastic Jesus: lol
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| Ely: what
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| | Punkerslut: Man, they have an SWF on
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| Ely: what the hell is going on
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| | alcoholism. Shit, does anyone think you
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| Punkerslut: lol
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| | can be an alcoholic WITHOUT being
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| Ely: That's the nicest dressed prisoner
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| | homeless?
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| I've ever seen
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| | The Plastic Jesus: lol, I'm not sure...
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| Ely: burn him at the stake!
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| | and remember if you like drugs you MUST
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| Punkerslut: And so
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| | be homeless!
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| ugly.-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| | Punkerslut: True.
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|
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| | The Plastic Jesus: WTF, this site sucks.
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| Megan: wow.
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| | Punkerslut:
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| Megan: that is so inspirational..
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| | lol-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| Punkerslut: lol
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| | Punkerslut: WATCH!!!!
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| Punkerslut: Man, I better cut back on my
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| | Punkerslut: Did you see it?
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| Homosexuality and drinking. =(
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| | John E: yeap.
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| Megan: now i have the urge to handcuff
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| | Punkerslut: Oh, man.
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| myself and wait for a huge gold cross to
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| | Punkerslut: Was that awesome, or what.
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| set me free!
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| | John E: I have no speakers, heh.
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| Punkerslut: Yay!!!!
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| | Punkerslut: Aw.
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| Megan: very kinky ;-)
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| | John E: so maybe. ;-)
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| Punkerslut: Man, this is so rough.
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| | Punkerslut: There was crappy music in
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| Punkerslut: God was at the door, "Have
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| | the background, is all.
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| you been writing your secret fantasies on
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| | Punkerslut: Besides, it's an SWF!
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| my walls again?"
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| | Punkerslut: With a flying cross!
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| Megan: very crazy.
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| | Punkerslut: And.... homosexuality!
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| Punkerslut: I'm-ma write an article
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| | John E: I wish I had a flying cross.
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| about this.
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| | John E: Instead all I've got is an
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| Megan: because homosexuality is
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| | intense desire to nap.
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| definitely a reason to be in jail
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| | John E: Damn that was smooth, be back in
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| Punkerslut: looool
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| | an hour,
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| Megan: i mean, homosexuality is soooo
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| | lol.-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| gay...-------------------------Punkerslut
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| | GO HERE NOW!
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| : lol
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| | SymTrips: ugh WTF?
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| Letter God: delightful
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| | Punkerslut: lol, wasn't that awesome?
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| Letter God: I hope jesus comes through
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| | Punkerslut: Dude, now don't told me that
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| with the jail break if I ever get locked
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| | you haven't felt imprisoned by
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| up
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| | homosexuality, too.
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| Punkerslut: Yeah, he never did that for
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| | SymTrips: I wasn't paying too much
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| me. =(
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| | attention to it... what was the message?
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| Punkerslut: God was at the door, "Have
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| | Punkerslut: Uuummmm, being gay with
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| you been writing your secret fantasies on
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| | inanimate objects is okay with god.
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| my walls again?"
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| | SymTrips: o ok
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| Letter God:
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| | SymTrips:
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| heh-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| | hahaha-------------------------Punkerslut
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| lol
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| | : lol, this is the coolest!
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| Richard: ..
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| | Rachel: OK
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| Punkerslut: lol
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| | Rachel: ill check it out in a min.
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| Punkerslut: Isn't that FREAKING COOL!?
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| | Punkerslut: CHECK IT OUT!!!!?????
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| Richard: no
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| | Punkerslut: lol, it's hilarious
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| Richard: no it isn't
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| | Rachel: since when wereu so religious
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| Punkerslut: Pffft, nerd.
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| | Punkerslut: lol.... I'm not
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| Punkerslut:
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| | Punkerslut: I think Christianity is a
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| Sinner!-------------------------Punkerslu
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| | sham.
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| t: You'll LOVE this.
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| | Rachel: o
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| Dan: oh man, that was so lame
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| | Rachel: lolic
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| Punkerslut: lol
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| | Punkerslut: And that little movie is the
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| Dan: he should reject god and go look at
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| | most amusing ever.
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| some porn and stuff
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| | Punkerslut: Look! Pornography and
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| Punkerslut: Hell yeah.
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| | drinking on the same wall! It's heaven!
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| Punkerslut: And get drunk.
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| | Rachel: ,lol
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| Dan: yeah
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| | Rachel: ya
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| Dan: religious people suck, like those
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| | Punkerslut: Man, I gotta find more
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| that are heavy into it
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| | people to show this video to.
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| Dan: if you want to believe in god hey
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| | Rachel:
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| whatever, but some people take it too far
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| | lol-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| for my liking
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| | Duuuuuude!!!!!
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| Punkerslut:
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| | Punkerslut: GO HERE NOW!
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| Yeah.-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| | Uncouth Ranting: Oh dear.
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| lol
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| | Punkerslut: lol
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| Caley: Mmm..... sacrilicious.
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| | Punkerslut: Isn't that
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| Punkerslut: Oh, hell
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| | great?-------------------------Punkerslut
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| yeah.-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| | : Check it out!!!!!!
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| lol
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| | NiD: heeheeheeheeeheeheehee
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| Darren: I don't get it
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| | Punkerslut: WHATCHYA" THINK~!?
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| Darren: ;p
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| | NiD: it's hilarious
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| Punkerslut: It's funny!
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| | Punkerslut: lol, it's not as bad when
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| Punkerslut: He was.... the guy is.....
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| | you're
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| there are things..... awww, forget it.
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| | drunk.-------------------------Punkerslut
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| Darren: Ohh
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| | : Check it out!!!!!!!
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| Darren: Nevermind I get it
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| | Coincidence: What in the fuck was that?
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| Darren: ;p
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| | Punkerslut: Wasn't that the coolest!?
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| Punkerslut: =)
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| | Coincidence: If by the coolest you mean
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| Darren: homosexuality was the
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| | the lamest.
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| best-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| | Punkerslut: How the hell do you
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| Jesus Is LorD! WHEE!
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| | masturbate with handcuffs on?
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| Derrek: yay
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| | Coincidence: Oh, come on, dude! Use
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| Punkerslut: You'll like that site.
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| | your imagination!
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| Punkerslut: lol, trust me
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| | Coincidence: Ummm...
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| Derrek: oh geez this is beyond lame
| |
| | Coincidence: Why did you send this to
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| Derrek: haha
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| | me?
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| Punkerslut: lol, right
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| | Punkerslut: Why DIDN'T I send it to you?
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| Punkerslut: Man, I could get drunk and
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| | Coincidence: Please... Must I answer
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| watch this.... alllllll
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| | that?
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| dayyyyyy....-------------------------Punk
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| | Punkerslut: Well, it's funny, man.
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| erslut: ETHAN!!!!!
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| | Coincidence: True, and in a way, sad.
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| Ethan: hey
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| | Punkerslut: Don't dwell on it too much.
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| Punkerslut: I just discovered the
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| | =(
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| coolest thing evar!!!
| |
| | Coincidence: Why is that guy on his
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| Punkerslut: Jesus Is Lord! WHEE!
| |
| | knees at the end?
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| Ethan: that was fun
| |
| | Punkerslut: Well, he WAS chilling out in
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| Punkerslut: lol
| |
| | a room that had the word "homosexuality"
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| Punkerslut: Don't tell me you didn't
| |
| | written on the wall. [cough] And he had
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| like it.
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| | handcuffs on.... did I mention he was in
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| Ethan: it was absurd
| |
| | a room where "homosexuality" was written
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| Punkerslut: lol, it soooo was
| |
| | on the wall?
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| Punkerslut: Man, I'm-ma get drunk and
| |
| | Coincidence: You did.
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| watch this a whole bunch of times!
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| | Punkerslut:
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| Ethan:
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| | Oh.-------------------------Also, we
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| ok-------------------------Punkerslut:
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| | respect your right to believe as you
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| lol
| |
| | choose, but those in the following
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| Punkerslut: Okay.
| |
| | religions are not allowed to become
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| Punkerslut: WATCH!
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| | mentors with Setting Captives Free:
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| Glittering Insanity: ooooo bondage.
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| | Muslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses,
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| Glittering Insanity: muaha.
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| | Catholics, Seventh-Day Adventists,
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| Glittering Insanity: this is making me
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| | Christian Scientists or Unitarians.--
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| upset. homosexuality is right up there
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| | SettingCaptivesFree.comFor
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| with violence and such. NYARGH.
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| | Life,PunkerslutPunkerslut (or Andy
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| Punkerslut: WHAT VIOLENCE!?
| |
| | Carloff) has been writing essays and
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| Punkerslut: There's drinking and
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| | poetry on social issues which have caught
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| overeating!
| |
| | his attention for several years. His
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| Punkerslut: It's the wall of "Things To
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| | website provides a complete list of all
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| DO!"
| |
| | of these writings. His life experience
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| Glittering Insanity: oh. well. porno
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| | includes homelessness, squating in New
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| then
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| | Orleans and LA, dropping out of high
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| Glittering Insanity: lol!
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| | school, getting expelled from college for
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| Glittering Insanity: pornography smoking
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| | "subversive activities," and a myriad of
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| overeating drinking homosexuality
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| | other revolutionary actions.
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