| Jesus is lord! Wheee!!!!So there I was, just cruising the | | | | Glittering Insanity: i don't want to smoke cigs. bad bad. |
| internet looking for a batch of pornography. I go to an | | | | Punkerslut: Technicalities. |
| old-time favorite site, and what do I see!? No content, | | | | Glittering Insanity: lol! |
| no join, no free-tour (heh, what I used every time), no | | | | Punkerslut: Man, Jesus is awesome... Will you put me |
| news, just "Jesus Christ is Lord." And below that "Click | | | | in handcuffs and break through the door? |
| Here for Freedom." Yeah, okay, so about this time, I | | | | Glittering Insanity: lol. |
| was in the mood for some freedom. So I hit that offer | | | | Glittering Insanity: kinky kinky. |
| up, and it basically brought me to this weird Christian | | | | Glittering Insanity: is that site serious? |
| site. I was like, "No, no, no, man, take me back, I'll hit up | | | | Punkerslut: lol, yeah |
| the Christ link," and so, I go there, and am I indeed | | | | Punkerslut: |
| amused. I see this weird site, and I decide to watch the | | | | Punkerslut: That's the funny part. |
| intro. To see it, go here... if you didn't see it, let me | | | | Punkerslut: Man, this is never gonna get old. |
| describe it. There's a jail cell (I like how they did the | | | | Punkerslut: [replay] |
| neat designs for a small padlock) and there's writing on | | | | Glittering Insanity: PURE FREEDOM TOUR |
| the walls. First, you have some of the essentials, | | | | Punkerslut: As Orwell once said, "Slavery is freedom, |
| "Pornography," and "Smoking." Then some more of the | | | | ignorance is strength, war is peace." |
| good ones with "Overeating," and "Drinking," and | | | | Glittering Insanity: ..... they like blue and yellow. |
| "Homosexuality." And then this dude just squatting on | | | | Punkerslut: And white! |
| the floor, with chains on his hands. And then boom! A | | | | Glittering Insanity: .. and black. |
| cross blows up the front door and flies through | | | | Punkerslut: And....... yellow. |
| (padlocks aren't very effective). The dude smiles and it | | | | Glittering Insanity: i said yellow!! >:o |
| looks like he suffered a facial, self-inflicted gunshot | | | | Punkerslut: [was already in Mexico by the time you |
| wound. I mean, it's pretty rough; that's all I'm going say. | | | | could respond] |
| He throws his arms at the cross and the end. I'm not | | | | Glittering Insanity: lol. what the |
| really sure what they're trying to say, exactly. Is | | | | hell.-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| overeating and smoking sinful? Probably. I mean, if | | | | Punkerslut: WATCH THAT NOOOWWWWWW!!!!! |
| you're Catholic, Presbyterian, or any other | | | | The Plastic Jesus: Alright. |
| happiness-is-evil cult, sure. Drinking is bad? Bah. A | | | | The Plastic Jesus: Aw, wtf! |
| bottle of vodka made me felt more euphoric than | | | | Punkerslut: loooool |
| Jesus when I did believe in a god. Honestly, they don't | | | | Punkerslut: isn't that coool!???????? |
| ever say that Jesus feels better than alcohol, because | | | | The Plastic Jesus: Totally. |
| then the world would just totally stop taking them | | | | Punkerslut: There's a flying cross! |
| seriously (I mean, even more so than now). Yeah, | | | | The Plastic Jesus: Is that guy you? |
| yeah, yeah... I could go on mocking them for a long, long | | | | Punkerslut: Hey, bug off! |
| time. Instead, I showed it to a whole bunch of people, | | | | The Plastic Jesus: lol |
| and here are some | | | | Punkerslut: I'm not imprisoned by drinking... Drinking is |
| responses...-------------------------Punkerslut: lol | | | | my liberator. |
| Ely: what | | | | Punkerslut: And don't start with your, "It may seem |
| Ely: what the hell is going on | | | | that way, my brother in Christ...." |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | The Plastic Jesus: lol |
| Ely: That's the nicest dressed prisoner I've ever seen | | | | Punkerslut: Man, they have an SWF on alcoholism. |
| Ely: burn him at the stake! | | | | Shit, does anyone think you can be an alcoholic |
| Punkerslut: And so ugly.-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | WITHOUT being homeless? |
| Megan: wow. | | | | The Plastic Jesus: lol, I'm not sure... and remember if |
| Megan: that is so inspirational.. | | | | you like drugs you MUST be homeless! |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | Punkerslut: True. |
| Punkerslut: Man, I better cut back on my | | | | The Plastic Jesus: WTF, this site sucks. |
| Homosexuality and drinking. =( | | | | Punkerslut: lol-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| Megan: now i have the urge to handcuff myself and | | | | Punkerslut: WATCH!!!! |
| wait for a huge gold cross to set me free! | | | | Punkerslut: Did you see it? |
| Punkerslut: Yay!!!! | | | | John E: yeap. |
| Megan: very kinky ;-) | | | | Punkerslut: Oh, man. |
| Punkerslut: Man, this is so rough. | | | | Punkerslut: Was that awesome, or what. |
| Punkerslut: God was at the door, "Have you been | | | | John E: I have no speakers, heh. |
| writing your secret fantasies on my walls again?" | | | | Punkerslut: Aw. |
| Megan: very crazy. | | | | John E: so maybe. ;-) |
| Punkerslut: I'm-ma write an article about this. | | | | Punkerslut: There was crappy music in the |
| Megan: because homosexuality is definitely a reason | | | | background, is all. |
| to be in jail | | | | Punkerslut: Besides, it's an SWF! |
| Punkerslut: looool | | | | Punkerslut: With a flying cross! |
| Megan: i mean, homosexuality is soooo | | | | Punkerslut: And.... homosexuality! |
| gay...-------------------------Punkerslut: lol | | | | John E: I wish I had a flying cross. |
| Letter God: delightful | | | | John E: Instead all I've got is an intense desire to nap. |
| Letter God: I hope jesus comes through with the jail | | | | John E: Damn that was smooth, be back in an hour, |
| break if I ever get locked up | | | | lol.-------------------------Punkerslut: GO HERE NOW! |
| Punkerslut: Yeah, he never did that for me. =( | | | | SymTrips: ugh WTF? |
| Punkerslut: God was at the door, "Have you been | | | | Punkerslut: lol, wasn't that awesome? |
| writing your secret fantasies on my walls again?" | | | | Punkerslut: Dude, now don't told me that you haven't |
| Letter God: heh-------------------------Punkerslut: lol | | | | felt imprisoned by homosexuality, too. |
| Richard: .. | | | | SymTrips: I wasn't paying too much attention to it... |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | what was the message? |
| Punkerslut: Isn't that FREAKING COOL!? | | | | Punkerslut: Uuummmm, being gay with inanimate |
| Richard: no | | | | objects is okay with god. |
| Richard: no it isn't | | | | SymTrips: o ok |
| Punkerslut: Pffft, nerd. | | | | SymTrips: hahaha-------------------------Punkerslut: lol, this |
| Punkerslut: Sinner!-------------------------Punkerslut: You'll | | | | is the coolest! |
| LOVE this. | | | | Rachel: OK |
| Dan: oh man, that was so lame | | | | Rachel: ill check it out in a min. |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | Punkerslut: CHECK IT OUT!!!!????? |
| Dan: he should reject god and go look at some porn | | | | Punkerslut: lol, it's hilarious |
| and stuff | | | | Rachel: since when wereu so religious |
| Punkerslut: Hell yeah. | | | | Punkerslut: lol.... I'm not |
| Punkerslut: And get drunk. | | | | Punkerslut: I think Christianity is a sham. |
| Dan: yeah | | | | Rachel: o |
| Dan: religious people suck, like those that are heavy | | | | Rachel: lolic |
| into it | | | | Punkerslut: And that little movie is the most amusing |
| Dan: if you want to believe in god hey whatever, but | | | | ever. |
| some people take it too far for my liking | | | | Punkerslut: Look! Pornography and drinking on the |
| Punkerslut: Yeah.-------------------------Punkerslut: lol | | | | same wall! It's heaven! |
| Caley: Mmm..... sacrilicious. | | | | Rachel: ,lol |
| Punkerslut: Oh, hell yeah.-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | Rachel: ya |
| lol | | | | Punkerslut: Man, I gotta find more people to show this |
| Darren: I don't get it | | | | video to. |
| Darren: ;p | | | | Rachel: lol-------------------------Punkerslut: Duuuuuude!!!!! |
| Punkerslut: It's funny! | | | | Punkerslut: GO HERE NOW! |
| Punkerslut: He was.... the guy is..... there are things..... | | | | Uncouth Ranting: Oh dear. |
| awww, forget it. | | | | Punkerslut: lol |
| Darren: Ohh | | | | Punkerslut: Isn't that |
| Darren: Nevermind I get it | | | | great?-------------------------Punkerslut: Check it out!!!!!! |
| Darren: ;p | | | | NiD: heeheeheeheeeheeheehee |
| Punkerslut: =) | | | | Punkerslut: WHATCHYA" THINK~!? |
| Darren: homosexuality was the | | | | NiD: it's hilarious |
| best-------------------------Punkerslut: Jesus Is LorD! | | | | Punkerslut: lol, it's not as bad when you're |
| WHEE! | | | | drunk.-------------------------Punkerslut: Check it out!!!!!!! |
| Derrek: yay | | | | Coincidence: What in the fuck was that? |
| Punkerslut: You'll like that site. | | | | Punkerslut: Wasn't that the coolest!? |
| Punkerslut: lol, trust me | | | | Coincidence: If by the coolest you mean the lamest. |
| Derrek: oh geez this is beyond lame | | | | Punkerslut: How the hell do you masturbate with |
| Derrek: haha | | | | handcuffs on? |
| Punkerslut: lol, right | | | | Coincidence: Oh, come on, dude! Use your imagination! |
| Punkerslut: Man, I could get drunk and watch this.... alllllll | | | | Coincidence: Ummm... |
| dayyyyyy....-------------------------Punkerslut: ETHAN!!!!! | | | | Coincidence: Why did you send this to me? |
| Ethan: hey | | | | Punkerslut: Why DIDN'T I send it to you? |
| Punkerslut: I just discovered the coolest thing evar!!! | | | | Coincidence: Please... Must I answer that? |
| Punkerslut: Jesus Is Lord! WHEE! | | | | Punkerslut: Well, it's funny, man. |
| Ethan: that was fun | | | | Coincidence: True, and in a way, sad. |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | Punkerslut: Don't dwell on it too much. =( |
| Punkerslut: Don't tell me you didn't like it. | | | | Coincidence: Why is that guy on his knees at the |
| Ethan: it was absurd | | | | end? |
| Punkerslut: lol, it soooo was | | | | Punkerslut: Well, he WAS chilling out in a room that |
| Punkerslut: Man, I'm-ma get drunk and watch this a | | | | had the word "homosexuality" written on the wall. |
| whole bunch of times! | | | | [cough] And he had handcuffs on.... did I mention he |
| Ethan: ok-------------------------Punkerslut: lol | | | | was in a room where "homosexuality" was written on |
| Punkerslut: Okay. | | | | the wall? |
| Punkerslut: WATCH! | | | | Coincidence: You did. |
| Glittering Insanity: ooooo bondage. | | | | Punkerslut: Oh.-------------------------Also, we respect |
| Glittering Insanity: muaha. | | | | your right to believe as you choose, but those in the |
| Glittering Insanity: this is making me upset. | | | | following religions are not allowed to become mentors |
| homosexuality is right up there with violence and such. | | | | with Setting Captives Free: Muslims, Mormons, |
| NYARGH. | | | | Jehovah's Witnesses, Catholics, Seventh-Day |
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| Punkerslut: It's the wall of "Things To DO!" | | | | (or Andy Carloff) has been writing essays and poetry |
| Glittering Insanity: oh. well. porno then | | | | on social issues which have caught his attention for |
| Glittering Insanity: lol! | | | | several years. His website provides a complete list of |
| Glittering Insanity: pornography smoking overeating | | | | all of these writings. His life experience includes |
| drinking homosexuality | | | | homelessness, squating in New Orleans and LA, |
| Glittering Insanity: that is the wall of things to do. | | | | dropping out of high school, getting expelled from |
| Punkerslut: Yeaaaaaaap. | | | | college for "subversive activities," and a myriad of |
| Glittering Insanity: well. if it said smoking pot. | | | | other revolutionary actions. |