| Jesus is lord! Wheee!!!!So there I was, just | | | | Punkerslut: Technicalities. |
| cruising the internet looking for a batch of | | | | |
| pornography. I go to an old-time favorite | | | | Glittering Insanity: lol! |
| site, and what do I see!? No content, no | | | | |
| join, no free-tour (heh, what I used every | | | | Punkerslut: Man, Jesus is awesome... Will |
| time), no news, just "Jesus Christ is Lord." | | | | you put me in handcuffs and break through the |
| And below that "Click Here for Freedom." | | | | door? |
| Yeah, okay, so about this time, I was in the | | | | |
| mood for some freedom. So I hit that offer | | | | Glittering Insanity: lol. |
| up, and it basically brought me to this weird | | | | |
| Christian site. I was like, "No, no, no, | | | | Glittering Insanity: kinky kinky. |
| man, take me back, I'll hit up the Christ | | | | |
| link," and so, I go there, and am I indeed | | | | Glittering Insanity: is that site serious? |
| amused. I see this weird site, and I decide | | | | |
| to watch the intro. To see it, go here... if | | | | Punkerslut: lol, yeah |
| you didn't see it, let me describe it. | | | | |
| There's a jail cell (I like how they did the | | | | Punkerslut: |
| neat designs for a small padlock) and there's | | | | |
| writing on the walls. First, you have some | | | | Punkerslut: That's the funny part. |
| of the essentials, "Pornography," and | | | | |
| "Smoking." Then some more of the good ones | | | | Punkerslut: Man, this is never gonna get |
| with "Overeating," and "Drinking," and | | | | old. |
| "Homosexuality." And then this dude just | | | | |
| squatting on the floor, with chains on his | | | | Punkerslut: [replay] |
| hands. And then boom! A cross blows up the | | | | |
| front door and flies through (padlocks aren't | | | | Glittering Insanity: PURE FREEDOM TOUR |
| very effective). The dude smiles and it | | | | |
| looks like he suffered a facial, | | | | Punkerslut: As Orwell once said, "Slavery is |
| self-inflicted gunshot wound. I mean, it's | | | | freedom, ignorance is strength, war is |
| pretty rough; that's all I'm going say. He | | | | peace." |
| throws his arms at the cross and the end. | | | | |
| I'm not really sure what they're trying to | | | | Glittering Insanity: ..... they like blue |
| say, exactly. Is overeating and smoking | | | | and yellow. |
| sinful? Probably. I mean, if you're | | | | |
| Catholic, Presbyterian, or any other | | | | Punkerslut: And white! |
| happiness-is-evil cult, sure. Drinking is | | | | |
| bad? Bah. A bottle of vodka made me felt | | | | Glittering Insanity: .. and black. |
| more euphoric than Jesus when I did believe | | | | |
| in a god. Honestly, they don't ever say that | | | | Punkerslut: And....... yellow. |
| Jesus feels better than alcohol, because then | | | | |
| the world would just totally stop taking them | | | | Glittering Insanity: i said yellow!! >:o |
| seriously (I mean, even more so than now). | | | | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah... I could go on mocking | | | | Punkerslut: [was already in Mexico by the |
| them for a long, long time. Instead, I | | | | time you could respond] |
| showed it to a whole bunch of people, and | | | | |
| here are some | | | | Glittering Insanity: lol. what the |
| responses...-------------------------Punkersl | | | | hell.-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| ut: lol | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: WATCH THAT NOOOWWWWWW!!!!! |
| Ely: what | | | | |
| | | | The Plastic Jesus: Alright. |
| Ely: what the hell is going on | | | | |
| | | | The Plastic Jesus: Aw, wtf! |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: loooool |
| Ely: That's the nicest dressed prisoner I've | | | | |
| ever seen | | | | Punkerslut: isn't that coool!???????? |
| | | | |
| Ely: burn him at the stake! | | | | The Plastic Jesus: Totally. |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: And so | | | | Punkerslut: There's a flying cross! |
| ugly.-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | |
| | | | The Plastic Jesus: Is that guy you? |
| Megan: wow. | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Hey, bug off! |
| Megan: that is so inspirational.. | | | | |
| | | | The Plastic Jesus: lol |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: I'm not imprisoned by |
| Punkerslut: Man, I better cut back on my | | | | drinking... Drinking is my liberator. |
| Homosexuality and drinking. =( | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: And don't start with your, "It |
| Megan: now i have the urge to handcuff | | | | may seem that way, my brother in Christ...." |
| myself and wait for a huge gold cross to set | | | | |
| me free! | | | | The Plastic Jesus: lol |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: Yay!!!! | | | | Punkerslut: Man, they have an SWF on |
| | | | alcoholism. Shit, does anyone think you can |
| Megan: very kinky ;-) | | | | be an alcoholic WITHOUT being homeless? |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: Man, this is so rough. | | | | The Plastic Jesus: lol, I'm not sure... and |
| | | | remember if you like drugs you MUST be |
| Punkerslut: God was at the door, "Have you | | | | homeless! |
| been writing your secret fantasies on my | | | | |
| walls again?" | | | | Punkerslut: True. |
| | | | |
| Megan: very crazy. | | | | The Plastic Jesus: WTF, this site sucks. |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: I'm-ma write an article about | | | | Punkerslut: |
| this. | | | | lol-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| | | | |
| Megan: because homosexuality is definitely a | | | | Punkerslut: WATCH!!!! |
| reason to be in jail | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Did you see it? |
| Punkerslut: looool | | | | |
| | | | John E: yeap. |
| Megan: i mean, homosexuality is soooo | | | | |
| gay...-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | Punkerslut: Oh, man. |
| lol | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Was that awesome, or what. |
| Letter God: delightful | | | | |
| | | | John E: I have no speakers, heh. |
| Letter God: I hope jesus comes through with | | | | |
| the jail break if I ever get locked up | | | | Punkerslut: Aw. |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: Yeah, he never did that for me. | | | | John E: so maybe. ;-) |
| =( | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: There was crappy music in the |
| Punkerslut: God was at the door, "Have you | | | | background, is all. |
| been writing your secret fantasies on my | | | | |
| walls again?" | | | | Punkerslut: Besides, it's an SWF! |
| | | | |
| Letter God: | | | | Punkerslut: With a flying cross! |
| heh-------------------------Punkerslut: lol | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: And.... homosexuality! |
| Richard: .. | | | | |
| | | | John E: I wish I had a flying cross. |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | |
| | | | John E: Instead all I've got is an intense |
| Punkerslut: Isn't that FREAKING COOL!? | | | | desire to nap. |
| | | | |
| Richard: no | | | | John E: Damn that was smooth, be back in an |
| | | | hour, |
| Richard: no it isn't | | | | lol.-------------------------Punkerslut: GO |
| | | | HERE NOW! |
| Punkerslut: Pffft, nerd. | | | | |
| | | | SymTrips: ugh WTF? |
| Punkerslut: | | | | |
| Sinner!-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | Punkerslut: lol, wasn't that awesome? |
| You'll LOVE this. | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Dude, now don't told me that you |
| Dan: oh man, that was so lame | | | | haven't felt imprisoned by homosexuality, |
| | | | too. |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | |
| | | | SymTrips: I wasn't paying too much attention |
| Dan: he should reject god and go look at | | | | to it... what was the message? |
| some porn and stuff | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Uuummmm, being gay with |
| Punkerslut: Hell yeah. | | | | inanimate objects is okay with god. |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: And get drunk. | | | | SymTrips: o ok |
| | | | |
| Dan: yeah | | | | SymTrips: |
| | | | hahaha-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| Dan: religious people suck, like those that | | | | lol, this is the coolest! |
| are heavy into it | | | | |
| | | | Rachel: OK |
| Dan: if you want to believe in god hey | | | | |
| whatever, but some people take it too far for | | | | Rachel: ill check it out in a min. |
| my liking | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: CHECK IT OUT!!!!????? |
| Punkerslut: | | | | |
| Yeah.-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | Punkerslut: lol, it's hilarious |
| lol | | | | |
| | | | Rachel: since when wereu so religious |
| Caley: Mmm..... sacrilicious. | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: lol.... I'm not |
| Punkerslut: Oh, hell | | | | |
| yeah.-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | Punkerslut: I think Christianity is a sham. |
| lol | | | | |
| | | | Rachel: o |
| Darren: I don't get it | | | | |
| | | | Rachel: lolic |
| Darren: ;p | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: And that little movie is the |
| Punkerslut: It's funny! | | | | most amusing ever. |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: He was.... the guy is..... | | | | Punkerslut: Look! Pornography and drinking |
| there are things..... awww, forget it. | | | | on the same wall! It's heaven! |
| | | | |
| Darren: Ohh | | | | Rachel: ,lol |
| | | | |
| Darren: Nevermind I get it | | | | Rachel: ya |
| | | | |
| Darren: ;p | | | | Punkerslut: Man, I gotta find more people to |
| | | | show this video to. |
| Punkerslut: =) | | | | |
| | | | Rachel: |
| Darren: homosexuality was the | | | | lol-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| best-------------------------Punkerslut: | | | | Duuuuuude!!!!! |
| Jesus Is LorD! WHEE! | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: GO HERE NOW! |
| Derrek: yay | | | | |
| | | | Uncouth Ranting: Oh dear. |
| Punkerslut: You'll like that site. | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: lol |
| Punkerslut: lol, trust me | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Isn't that |
| Derrek: oh geez this is beyond lame | | | | great?-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| | | | Check it out!!!!!! |
| Derrek: haha | | | | |
| | | | NiD: heeheeheeheeeheeheehee |
| Punkerslut: lol, right | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: WHATCHYA" THINK~!? |
| Punkerslut: Man, I could get drunk and watch | | | | |
| this.... alllllll | | | | NiD: it's hilarious |
| dayyyyyy....-------------------------Punkersl | | | | |
| ut: ETHAN!!!!! | | | | Punkerslut: lol, it's not as bad when you're |
| | | | drunk.-------------------------Punkerslut: |
| Ethan: hey | | | | Check it out!!!!!!! |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: I just discovered the coolest | | | | Coincidence: What in the fuck was that? |
| thing evar!!! | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Wasn't that the coolest!? |
| Punkerslut: Jesus Is Lord! WHEE! | | | | |
| | | | Coincidence: If by the coolest you mean the |
| Ethan: that was fun | | | | lamest. |
| | | | |
| Punkerslut: lol | | | | Punkerslut: How the hell do you masturbate |
| | | | with handcuffs on? |
| Punkerslut: Don't tell me you didn't like | | | | |
| it. | | | | Coincidence: Oh, come on, dude! Use your |
| | | | imagination! |
| Ethan: it was absurd | | | | |
| | | | Coincidence: Ummm... |
| Punkerslut: lol, it soooo was | | | | |
| | | | Coincidence: Why did you send this to me? |
| Punkerslut: Man, I'm-ma get drunk and watch | | | | |
| this a whole bunch of times! | | | | Punkerslut: Why DIDN'T I send it to you? |
| | | | |
| Ethan: | | | | Coincidence: Please... Must I answer that? |
| ok-------------------------Punkerslut: lol | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Well, it's funny, man. |
| Punkerslut: Okay. | | | | |
| | | | Coincidence: True, and in a way, sad. |
| Punkerslut: WATCH! | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: Don't dwell on it too much. =( |
| Glittering Insanity: ooooo bondage. | | | | |
| | | | Coincidence: Why is that guy on his knees at |
| Glittering Insanity: muaha. | | | | the end? |
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| Glittering Insanity: this is making me | | | | Punkerslut: Well, he WAS chilling out in a |
| upset. homosexuality is right up there with | | | | room that had the word "homosexuality" |
| violence and such. NYARGH. | | | | written on the wall. [cough] And he had |
| | | | handcuffs on.... did I mention he was in a |
| Punkerslut: WHAT VIOLENCE!? | | | | room where "homosexuality" was written on the |
| | | | wall? |
| Punkerslut: There's drinking and overeating! | | | | |
| | | | Coincidence: You did. |
| Punkerslut: It's the wall of "Things To DO!" | | | | |
| | | | Punkerslut: |
| Glittering Insanity: oh. well. porno then | | | | Oh.-------------------------Also, we respect |
| | | | your right to believe as you choose, but |
| Glittering Insanity: lol! | | | | those in the following religions are not |
| | | | allowed to become mentors with Setting |
| Glittering Insanity: pornography smoking | | | | Captives Free: Muslims, Mormons, Jehovah's |
| overeating drinking homosexuality | | | | Witnesses, Catholics, Seventh-Day Adventists, |
| | | | Christian Scientists or Unitarians.-- |
| Glittering Insanity: that is the wall of | | | | SettingCaptivesFree.comFor |
| things to do. | | | | Life,PunkerslutPunkerslut (or Andy Carloff) |
| | | | has been writing essays and poetry on social |
| Punkerslut: Yeaaaaaaap. | | | | issues which have caught his attention for |
| | | | several years. His website provides a |
| Glittering Insanity: well. if it said | | | | complete list of all of these writings. His |
| smoking pot. | | | | life experience includes homelessness, |
| | | | squating in New Orleans and LA, dropping out |
| Glittering Insanity: i don't want to smoke | | | | of high school, getting expelled from college |
| cigs. bad bad. | | | | for "subversive activities," and a myriad of |
| | | | other revolutionary actions. |